anonymous communique:

"lobster liberation front returns to the south coast

Ahoy there mateys, its been a while since we had some fun down on the sandy beaches, arrrr t'was fun, we found them using our treasure map, and x marked the spot of the animal abuse. Lobster pots were smashed to smithereens and we hope the owners timbers will be well and truly shivered after the many dubloons worth of damage caused. We also hope that the scurvy sea dog is not a smoker as when he walks the plank back to his boat as there is petrol and other chemical spewing from the watery depths of his engine after our swords went to work smell rather like cannon fodder.

See you on the high sea's