reported anonymously:

"deep in Surrey is a town where a certain mystical managing director of Goldman Sachs lives. If you had gone down to 20, Quarter Mile Road, Godalming the other night you would have witnessed quite a show. We donned our special robes and hid a few things up our sleeves as we approached a very expensive looking car. We magicked away the paintwork, and with a swift prod of the wand, entered the inner circle of the tyres!

now for our next trick, Paul, we'll need some little helpers. three should do it..."