anonymous report:

"With cashpoints being so easy to do us here on the East coast popped in to town to glue up some cashpoints, with a tube of poundlands finest super glue squirted into each separate cash point and the remainder over the key pad. Three were done across two towns and be sure we will be out to do more.
With your current financial situation its like taking candy from a baby, do yourself a favour and get HLS kicked off the NYSE or we will help the financial crunch to kick you off the high street.