anonymous communique:

"FedEx director Stephen Parrot was the latest contestant on Pimp My Ride - ALF special. Unfortunately, as we finished sorting out his banging new tyres, and fading out his paint job - with acid - Stephen didn't seem very pleased with the result. What a pity. His pitiful screams filled the air as we vanished into the night. Don't like it Stephen? You know what to do, FedEx are number one courier for HLS.

If you want to ask Stephen about his new ride, why not call him on 02476 415735. Or drop him a line at 15 Riverford Croft / The Shrubberies / Coventry / W. Mids / CV4 7HB."