"Andrew Pern, a person known widely as a supporter of extreme animal cruelty, has just received a warning from the Animal Liberation Front. The Star Inn van had a dose of paint stripper whilst all the tires were slashed. The lovely new windows of his new building were spraypainted with 'Ban Foie Gras' as was the Inn next door, we also took the time to have a good poke around the customer car park, and his little deli over the road, just in case we need to go back.
It's time to put your skills elsewhere, using the fatty bloated livers of tortured ducks and geese will not be tolerated.
North Yorkshire ALF"