anonymous report:

"On wednesday 8th october memebers of the animal liberation front visited a pet shop to inspect the conditions of the animals held captive inside. The conditions were so disgusting that we felt the need to act straight away so we liberated a tiny ginger kitten. The owners were so away with the fairies that we just opened the cage and took the kitten and walked straight out of the front door. This kitten will now live out its life in a natural and clean enviroment and to the rest of the innocent beings don't worry we wont forget you and we will be seeing you very soon.
Animal liberation front"