reported anonymously:

"David H Youds is a Business Unit Manager for HLS customer Baxter. On Monday 29th we struck against his property, pouring paint stripper all over his shiny car, filling the exhaust with expanding foam, gluing the locks and spray painting 'ALF' on the bonnet.

We hope Fi doesn't find it too hard to take Theo to his junior school this morning. Maybe we will come back on November 9th. You should have stayed in Stockholm Dave.

ALF

Always for the animals"