anonymous report:

"ALF burned a hot dog stand last night in Gothenburg. The huge flames engulfed the little murder shop. A beautiful sight. The flames were discovered, as usually, and put out but it did some good damage. Stop murdering animals.

Swedish:
"En korvkiosk i Göteborg i Majorna på Mariaplan brann i en anlagd brand. DBF hällde ut bensin och tände på, lågorna slukade väggar och dörr. Sluta mörda djur."