"Tracked down Cambridge based State Street director Christoper Mossip, who lives at 4 Thomas Close, Bretton, Peterborough, last Thursday, the 15th. Wrecked the two cars in his drive way by covering them in acid and slashing their tyres. Just as we had finished splashing acid all over his lovely clean cars the front door opened and out popped Mr. Mossip himself. God knows what he was doing up at that time in the morning, must be something on his mind. We left him standing on his lawn in his white under-pants and vest shouting "oi! oi!" (Murderers have a way with words) as we made a quick get away.
We'll be back for you Chris.