anonymous report:

"A KFC restaurant had its shutters and gate glued shut during the night and a bike lock was placed around the gate-posts for extra good measure.

According to reports, the restaurant had to be opened over 90 minutes late, due to 'Technical Problems'.

We encourage everyone to be the cause of similar 'technical problems' to any and every KFC, BurgerKing, McDonalds... out there.

UK ALF"