anonymous, musical communique:

"Hark the herald angels sing,
Speciality Meats make money from killing
Peace on earth and mercy mild
We slashed your tyres with great big smiles!

Joyful, all ye nations rise
For we left you a Christmas surprise
With the angelic host proclaim:
"We'll be back again to do the same!"

ALF: Delivering gifts of justice and goodwill!"